A Look Back at 1987’s “Jane Bond Meets Golden Rod”

Jason Heath runs a YouTube channel called Barefoot & Independent, and messaged me recently about an interview. He’s a film historian who treats lesser-known, cult, and even adult films as seriously as anything Oscar-nominated. And he wanted to feature Jane Bond Meets Golden Rod as part of his “Squeaky Clean Adult Films” series.

Squeaky clean means Jason carefully edits together a PG version, then we do an interview discussing the film and the shooting experience in detail. His enthusiasm was infectious, and I had to say yes. The result just premiered on YT an hour ago, and we hope everyone enjoys it!

One of 1987’s Best Selling Adult Films

Looking back, the fun we had probably explains the movie’s success. The cast was amazing – Krista Lane, Tiffany Storm, Bionca, Viper – all of them brought something to the sexy spy game. I remember spending time with Krista especially, who became this instant conspirator… the two of us wedged between takes trading gossip about absolutely nothing important.

Viper in Jane Bond Meets Goldeneye (1987).

Those conversations and escapades, during downtime when cameras aren’t running are what I always carry with me after a shoot. On Jane Bond 2, those connections made the whole thing feel less like work and more like building something together.

Director Jack Remy Was a Force of Nature

Tough doesn’t cover it – industry folks know his reputation – but the man possessed vision and wouldn’t let any of us coast through a single frame. One scene, he dragged us through maybe 20 takes hunting for this specific look between me and another actor, just getting the eyes right. It honestly felt like punishing overkill at the time.

Bionca and Amber Lynn in Jane Bond Meets Goldenrod (1987).

Then I watched the final cut. And his drive to get that one part of one scene perfect made absolute sense.

He spotted things invisible to the rest of us, while creating the complete film. And I think my fans will enjoy watching this “reimagined” version, too. Hell, I think you’ll love all Jason’s “squeaky clean” adult film versions!

Phoning It In Wasn’t an Option

You needed legitimate acting ability back then, and had to deliver a line like you meant it. While constructing a character audiences could invest in emotionally, and not just parade around looking attractive. Though I’ll admit the bar for “legitimate acting” in adult films wasn’t exactly Meryl Streep territory – we’re talking competent line delivery and basic emotional awareness.

I really wanted that to come across in the interview with Jason, and he surprised me by asking things nobody else bothers with, skipping past the obvious sex stuff to dig into character motivation, what actually drove Jane Bond, what made her make the choices she made. Wait until you see what else we discussed – it felt like a genuine conversation. Not some checklist.

Amber Lynn in Jane Bond Meets Goldenrod (1987).

Hearing him call Jane Bond Meets Golden Rod an all-time favorite of his meant more than usual as a result. He even referenced a specific sequence – the hypnosis scene where I have to flip the script on a pair of assassins. I won’t ruin how it resolves, and have to wonder if I could nail the same line delivery today.

Barefoot and Independent Deserves Your Attention

Cult cinema fans need to check out all of Jason’s work. Initially the “Squeaky Clean” concept threw me – these are adult films, you know? But after talking with Jason, it clicked. He’s not hiding what they are. He’s spotlighting everything else – plot mechanics, comedic timing, actual performances. Preservation through a side door. Lets people experience the work we did stripped of one context, placed in another. Now, I think it’s an amazing idea.

Revisiting the film with Jason took me somewhere I didn’t expect. Not sure everyone will care about a 1987 adult parody getting the arthouse treatment, but if you’re curious please have a look – and let me know what you think in the comments.

Amber Lynn and Friends on the JizzTalking Podcast

Right before the holidays, I was lucky enough to appear on Patrick Palmer’s seminal JizzTalking.com podcast for his final show of 2023 – and what an evening it was!

In addition to his army of terrific fans (loved meeting some of them and definitely enjoyed their questions and memories), some of my old adult colleagues and dear friends showed up to participate in what became a memorable and welcome wave of nostalgia I’ll remember for many years to come.

From the episode description: “What a way to round out 2023 with a visit from the iconic Amber Lynn on our 12/17/2023 show, our season finale! Amber has been around for what seems like forever and she did not disappoint. A big crowd on hand to chat up Amber, including a few “notable” guests — Sharon Mitchell, Jon Martin, Richard Pacheco, Micky Lynn, Lorenzo and Eric Edwards. We even got to meet her dog, Little G as well. This show went well over our one hour time, but worth every minute. Again a huge thank you to Amber for making time to make our season finale the best!”

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I especially enjoyed talking about my brother, Buck Adams, with Micky Lynn – and was so happy that my beloved friend, Sharon Mitchell, took time out to join us too. Not to mention getting to speak with Richard, Eric, Jon and others after so many years. I did not expect to see all the blasts from my past who dialed into the Zoom, and it meant the world to me.

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Obviously, as I was the main guest, I’m going to want to tell you what a great watch this is. But, seriously – any and all fans of the golden age of adult cinema will thoroughly enjoy this wonderful group conversation – there’s a reason Patrick was nice enough to let it go way over the scheduled time.

Please enjoy it, let me know what you think in the comments, and thanks again to Mitch, Micky, the boys and Patrick for participating in what may have been my favorite 90 minutes of 2023!